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Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Travellers

Crystal Ball Plug

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

End of world nigh!!!

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Plugged In

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods