Display Diviner Mugs

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Crystal Ball Plug

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Travellers

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

End of world nigh!!!

A self-filling prophecy.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

Plugged In

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Reading the future in beard stubble.