Deli Artist T-Shirts

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

The Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Olives

'Quit playing with it.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Salvador Deli

The Salvador Deli.

The Deli Counter

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"Everything bagel?"

Funky Chef 1

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."