Deli Artist Prints

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Picasso

Pastrami in the wild

Funky Chef 2

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

Olives

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

One Hour Sandwich shop

Salvador Deli

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Quit playing with it.'

The Salvador Deli.

Carnegie Deli

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"Everything bagel?"

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

The Deli Counter