Delayers Of The Inevitable Pillows

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

Train Arrivals

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Are we there yet?"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Suspense

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

"That's a big if."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

Will wait in line 4 food.

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."

'We're going to start without him.'

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

'I agree the world is moving too fast.'