Procrastinators Incorporated
Delayers Of The Inevitable Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for a procrastinator or creative thinker? Our collection honors the delightful art of delaying the inevitable. These products are ideal for those who believe in doing things at their own pace, with a touch of humor and clever design. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that humorously celebrate the delay, making the perfect gift for friends or colleagues who cherish taking their sweet time.
Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand
Congratulations! When are you due?
"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"
'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'
"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."
'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'
"What do you have to do to get business class?"
Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7
"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"
Train Arrivals
"Are we there yet?"
"We missed out on the quality of life index again."
"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."
Suspense
Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...
Business is slow, thank goodness.
'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'
'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'
Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!
"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."
'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'
"That's a big if."
Getting in step with the global slowdown.
'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'
'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'
'We just stopped by to say hello.'
"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."
Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.
"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
Will wait in line 4 food.
'We're going to start without him.'
'Who knew we would be trend setters?'
Delayers Of The Inevitable Gifts Collection
Delayers Of The Inevitable Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that humorously celebrate the art of delay. Find the perfect comforting or witty mug for the thoughtful procrastinator in your life.
Delayers Of The Inevitable Pillows
Add some humor to your space with pillows that acknowledge the leisurely approach to life. Perfect for decor that makes a statement.
Delayers Of The Inevitable Prints
Find prints that highlight the humorous side of delaying the inevitable. Ideal for inspiring patience and adding personality to your walls.
Delayers Of The Inevitable T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts designed for those who take their time—celebrating creative delays with wit and style. Great for casual outings and relaxed days.