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Reincarnation Dept. Full discolsure: The more you go back, the more deja vu you experience.

Institute for the study of deja vu.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Turtle Trailer Court

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"