Degree Hunter Pillows

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

Win - win

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

First Prize!

Day one, post grad

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

YOU ARE HERE

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'