Degree Chaser Pillows

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

I was hired as a receptionist and when I got my degree, I got a promotion.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Breakthrough

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'School of hard knocks.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Graduate

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Running Latte

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.