Degree Display Enthusiast Gifts

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

Books / Coffee table books

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

Air Dentistry

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

No room to hang his diploma.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Truth In Education

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

More Education Needed

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"