Degree Display Enthusiast Gifts

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

Books / Coffee table books

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Air Dentistry

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"