Degree Achiever Gifts

Graduation.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Exam

'What's play?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

U of Debt

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

Super Student

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Genius Envy

"I lettered in spelling."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.