Degree Achiever Gifts

Graduation.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Make a lot of money."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Continuing education.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

U of Debt

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'What's play?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

His Master's Thesis.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I lettered in spelling."

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.