Deforestation Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Once a tree, always a tree.

Deforestation.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

When Trees Dream

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

The painting Painter

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Cactus Huggers

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Soup art attack

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Tree Tunnel

Deforestation: The Last Tree