Deforestation Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Once a tree, always a tree.

Deforestation.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Recycling bottle bank.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

When Trees Dream

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

A Tree Fights Back

The painting Painter

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

Cactus Huggers

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Soup art attack

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Tree Tunnel