Deforestation Awareness Advocate Gifts

The painting Painter

Deforestation.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Lion in Winter

When Trees Dream

A Tree Fights Back

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Well,one of us is definitely lost...'

Climate Dirt Summit

Industry Strangling the Environment

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Demand For Oil

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

Tetanus Jab

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

Deforestation: The Last Tree

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

No carbon emissions were realised in the production of my bonus and perks.

Once a tree, always a tree.

Cannibal in wonderland.

Australia & California Wildlife Burned

Global warming

Typical, they all love to participate, but who's picking up the tab?