Deforestation Awareness Advocate Gifts

The painting Painter

Deforestation.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

When Trees Dream

Lion in Winter

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Industry Strangling the Environment

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Climate Dirt Summit

'Well,one of us is definitely lost...'

Demand For Oil

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

Tetanus Jab

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

Deforestation: The Last Tree

Typical, they all love to participate, but who's picking up the tab?

Global warming

Once a tree, always a tree.

Cannibal in wonderland.

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

No carbon emissions were realised in the production of my bonus and perks.

"Over millions of years, we evolved a specialised proboscis for pollinating a specific flower, which is, no thanks to humans, now extinct! We just look like freaks now..."

Australia & California Wildlife Burned