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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The Card Flinger

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Easter Island Fisherman

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Born to play ball.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

Fetching the Ball