Defier Of Limits Pillows

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Zoom Wedding

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Life and Death.

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"Classical guitar hero"

Reality, and lots of it!

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

'Need a hand?'

Insignificant Jockey

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

'Told you so.'

The Runner

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

A Seriously Bad Hair Day.

Aside from a few minor stumbling blocks, which made vacuuming difficult, the project was going well.

Sheep on a Ledge.

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

'Listen, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm late for my own funeral.'