Defiant Spirit Fan Pillows

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Skate or die."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

The Salivation army.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I don't plead."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Auld Gang Sign

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

WInter Fish

A bit pre festive isn't it?

One-upmanship.

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

Football Drinks

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'