Defiant Spirit Pillows

"I don't plead."

Auld Gang Sign

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

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'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Home Business - Starting Out.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment