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Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Skate or die."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

The Salivation army.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"I don't plead."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Auld Gang Sign

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

One-upmanship.

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

WInter Fish

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

Football Drinks

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'