Defense Industry Buff Pillows

John Bolton May Be Nuts But He'll Be Good For One Important Sector of the U.S. Economy

Support the Ex-Troops

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Monuments

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

The USA...

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Chili again?'