Defense Industry Buff Pillows

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The USA...

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

'Chili again?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'