Defense Industry Insider Pillows

The Unknown Military Contractor

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Mission accomplished.