Defense Advocates Pillows

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

No Tread on Me

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Justice 4 Ron

The Choice is Obvious

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Corporate person hood!

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Get Your Shot

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"The arc of the moral universe."

Voter Suppression

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

The SCOTUS six

Every Day Is Fundraising Time

Soon Ohio's "Use It or Lose It" Voter-Purge Law Will Change All Our Lives

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Some make better deals than others.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Will give expert witness testimony for food

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Election

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.