Defender Of Fresh Air Gifts

"Then all smell broke loose."

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Walkers

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Chilly baby.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Sustainability

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Sea Change.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Do you have air pollution problems?

"Nope. No fish."

Closing down.