Defender Of Babies Gifts

Overprotective Father

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Spiritual Lives Matter

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Beware of teething baby.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Danger: Do not love.

Breast Feeding in Public

"Where can I get one of those?"

Breastfeeding in public

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

The Underground Railroad...Family Planning Clinic

Vox Boycotts Gender Violence Declaration

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

In a Saner Country These Would Be Things to Brag about

'Stop bothering me or you'll have to deal with my thirty six brothers!'

"If they were worth anything, China would be selling them at half price."

Many Asian children are exploited every year by graphic design firms who force them to work hours on end in Photosweatshop.

Children Should Not Be Fashion Accessories.

'I agree. It's high time we stopped smacking our Wayne.'