Default Setting Philosopher Pillows

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."