Default Setting Philosopher Prints

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.