Toy Philosopher Prints

"But before the big boing, what was there?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

"Yes, one is a dog."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat Reunion

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Philosopher trading cards.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

A young positivist.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Dogs are men."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.