Deer Stalker Gifts

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Decoy? I never heard of using decoys in buck hunting.'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Sam's Venison.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'You can hang your trophy in the garage. After all, you bagged it with your car.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.