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'This is bogus! There was no waiting last year!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Sam's Venison.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

"The buck stops here."

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'