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'This is bogus! There was no waiting last year!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Sam's Venison.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"The buck stops here."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'