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"Everytime I wear a plaid shirt I acquire a plethora of knowledge about deer."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Sam's Venison.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"The buck stops here."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'