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9/11 The Permanent Scar

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Pretty Flowers

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Stephen Spender.

Paul Ree

Zenemies.

Archival Warfare

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.