Deep South Adventurer Gifts

Blues Section...

Tourists

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Man propelled by love

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Going Down?

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Mad For It

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Do it!

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Information...

Sticking out tongue

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"..Not cloudy all day."