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Blues Section...

Tourists

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Man propelled by love

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Going Down?

Sand danger

Mad For It

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

Do it!

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Information...

Sticking out tongue

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."