Deep-sea Tech Explorer Pillows

The Evolved Anglerfish

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Coffee shop

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Giraffe Selfie

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Astronaut Selfie.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Panama Papers Scandal

octopus knitting a jumper...

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.