Deep-sea Tech Explorer Mugs

The Evolved Anglerfish

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Coffee shop

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Giraffe Selfie

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Jacques Cousteau.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Panama Papers Scandal

Tarzan mobile phone

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."