Deep-sea Drinker Pillows

The 50-Bar.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Touché"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Silent type, eh?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Shark Chum

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

The Devil's advocaat.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Deep Thinker

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oceanographers go home'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!