Deep-sea Creatures Gifts

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Touché"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

'Wheeee...'

Marine Band