Deep Fried Adventurer Pillows

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Before/After

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's my favorite.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Whatever he's eating.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Spaghetti Road

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Baldo, we need to talk."