Deep Fried Adventurer Pillows

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Garlic Free Zone.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It's my favorite.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

Spaghetti Road

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"