Deep Feeler Pillows

"Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a tiny room, looking out at a world that's passing me by. . ."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Fan-Centric Stadium

George Santayana

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Information and thoughtful analysis.

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

Ouch!

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

Turning off the idea light.

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."

"The next song tells of the heartbreak of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I'm not going to sing it."

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of earthquakes lately? I haven't noticed. How could you not notice earthquakes? We've had about a dozen of them in the last few months, usually at night. That would explain it: Randy "The Rock" Taylor comes from a long line of heavy sleepers. Light-sleeping is for the indecisive. In 1819, Washington Irving based a story on my ancestor Rufus "The Rock" Taylor. But he had to change the title from "Rip Van Rockle" when Rufus demanded royalties. I wake up seve

Cards. Sympathy. Empathy.

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

'They're are going deep.'

"I'm just tired of being me. . ."

Mood Elevator