Deep Feeler Pillows

"Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a tiny room, looking out at a world that's passing me by. . ."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Information and thoughtful analysis.

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

Ouch!

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

Turning off the idea light.

"The next song tells of the heartbreak of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I'm not going to sing it."

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

'They're are going deep.'

"I'm just tired of being me. . ."

Mood Elevator