Dedicated Worker In Denial Gifts

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

Working Holiday

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Working 9 to 5.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

International House of Paperwork

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"A new study shows half of all marriages end in divorce when one of the spouses bring their work home with them. Would you care to respond, honey?"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

Sightseeing in the car

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'