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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

The Decline of Europe

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

A collective sigh of relief.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Otto von Bismarck

New Silk Road,

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Economic Changes Cuba.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Opec & Coronavirus

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"Heck of a way to start the negotiation."

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'