Decoy Devotee T-Shirts

A Hunter's Decoy

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

You're the olive in my martini

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Bonk!"

"Humans are strange."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Like father like son.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Two Daleks fighting

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'