Decoy Devotee T-Shirts

A Hunter's Decoy

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Humans are strange."

"Bonk!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

You're the olive in my martini

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Like father like son.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Two Daleks fighting

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"