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"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

A boy acting suspiciously

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

A catch-all is born.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Working from home.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

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