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"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

A boy acting suspiciously

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

A catch-all is born.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Working from home.

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

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