"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."
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The Uber Ride of Paul Revere
Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.
National Liberty and Tax Codes.
Antonin Scalia
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!
'We must protect my sovereignty.'
"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."
'Look ... A fresh one!'
Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II
Life, Liberty. And the Pursuit of Retribution.
Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.
George Washington
Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.
Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.
If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto
"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."
"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"
'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '
The Freedom of the Western World.
Pants on the mast
'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'
Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?
"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."
Independence Day
"So much freedom to do whatever you like with no one watching! It is great!"
Look only 49 Stars. - Don't you know Florida doesn't count!
"Whoa! The president has to obey the law? I'm not sure we want to go that far."
Count Atoine Maurice Apollinaire d'Argout
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
'I'll never understand parents. First they tell you to be independent, then they run right down to the IRS and declare you a dependent.'
'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'
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