Deck Shoe Debater Pillows

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"So, what do you do for play?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Verbal Orders

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'Fairy friday.'