Deck Officer T-Shirts

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Servicemen.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

'How about a game of cards?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Subwoofer

Lifesaver!

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Sailor's Poker.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'