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'I don't do port holes!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

"Say bye-bye."

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'I love working with my hands.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

'How's my driving?'

Beach Day

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

Ship Captain Playing Cards

Thames Wharfside