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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"How?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Delivery."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.