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To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Gone to seed.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Take us to your feeder."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'