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It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"How?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"