Decision To Remain Childless Gifts

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Tunnel of Vasectomy

"I'd like to have kids one day."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

One cup of coffee, please. Coming right up. Your son's adorable. Thank you. He's the light of my life. Do you have kids? No. I mean, not yet. I didn't mean to pry. That's just fine. What is? You can be childless and still live a very fulfilling life. Not for a second do I feel your existence will be any less rich without a little creature to hug and teach and carry on your legacy. Not for even one millisecond do I feel that way! Are you married? Gotta remember to lie in these situations.

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"I've been crunching the numbers, and I don't think we've saved enough sleep to have children."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"I wan't my tubes tied."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"