Childfree Couple Gifts

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"That's the deep end."

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"No, I don't think we need counseling. This is our first date."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

Mary & Gary on their first real life date.

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"